Q:
What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed
Q:
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You're under a vest!
Q:
What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta
Q:
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless.
Q:
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Q:
What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!
Q:
Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q:
Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well!
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